I'm the best moocher in all the land, god told me so.

Last night I was feeling miserable. I was uncomfortable and hot and like the whole world was against me sleeping. I eventually became fed up and told James that if he could find some kind of something that would help me sleep that I would develop a faith in god. Lo and Behold, he found an over the counter medication that would do just that.

Just a little side note to god, you know, in case she’s reading: I’m still not convinced, but feel free to keep trying.

I woke up this morning feeling refreshed. I felt like I had actually slept for the first time in months. I don’t remember waking up feeling this good in a long time. I actually woke up before my alarm went off, and that was okay. Thank you, little blue pill. Not that little blue pill, we don’t need that little blue pill. (again, for James’ ego.) Although, the effects may be similar. Take one little blue pill and you fall asleep almost immediately, take the other little blue pill and you fall asleep within a small time frame, but only from exhaustion. Which will you choose, hmm, which will you choose?

So, I’m feeling good this morning, and I think I’ll get some things done. First of all are the dishes. The dishes always need to be done; it’s a never ending uphill battle with those things. Next is actually cleaning the kitchen once the dishes are done. Our table has become like a safe house for junk mail. Lonely, unwanted, abandoned junk mail seems to think it can hole up on our kitchen table and it will be safe. Sorry, junk mail, your stay is ending today. I don’t need moochers; I do enough of that myself.

Speaking of mooching, I have to run by the college today to give them money. It’s not my money, though; it actually belongs to my parents. My parents are so wonderful; they give me money to pay for school. I’m going to think of it as them giving me money, so that some day I will have enough money to pay them back for the money they gave me to make the money later on. At least I’ll try to think of it like that, I’m hoping I can keep my brain understanding that one. Included in this deal is car time, my car is currently out of service, and my lovely beautiful and most intelligent mother is letting me borrow hers. Yup, she’s letting me take her car, use her gas, and go to the school to give them her money. Can parents get any better than that?

Anyhow, I should be getting started on my day; I hope everything is well with all of the people in the world! Oh, and since god regularly reads my blog, and is trying to get on my good side, I think that might happen!